ONE DAY YOU WILL GET A WEIRD BIG LETTER THAT SAYS IT IS FROM YOU! IT WILL BE A LITTLE WET AND HAVE A STAMP OF THE BLACKEST MOST GROSSEST HEADLESS EVIL DOG YOU EVER SAW. IF YOU OPEN THE LETTER YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT YOU HAVE BEEN MAILED SPIKES AND YOU WILL DIE ON THE SPIKES. HOWEVER IF YOU POST THIS IN FOUR MESSAGE BOARDS THE LETTER WILL NOT HAVE SPIKES IN IT BUT IT WILL HAVE SOME ALRIGHT FUDGE AND A BROWN RIBBON YOU CAN PUT ON SOMETHING.